How did NO COMMERCE begin?

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then there was No Commerce.

What's the meaning of NoC?

no = not ; commerce = a lot of money -> not a lot of money

How to find out whether someone is a NO COMMERCE Member:

1. Look at his/her haircolor and look at him/her naked. If it's the same, he/she certainly isn't a NO COMMERCE Member.
2. Look at his/her left hand. If there is written "2 L Milch", he/she isn't a NO COMMERCE Member. But if there's written "Dream", he/she must be a NO COMMERCE Member (This is connected to some spacy thing called "Lucid Dreaming". For more informations about this interesting subject, check out our link page).
3. Ask him/her which kind of beer he/she likes the best. If he/she sais Foster's, congratulations, you got'em!
4. Sometimes we don't drink beer; then we drink milk or O-Saft.
5. NO COMMERCE Members eat Spaghettis with fork and knife, because they really want to eat them, they don't want to play with 'em!
6. We like movies. Our favorite is "The Big Blue" by Luc Besson (greatest director on earth!).

Where can I meet NO COMMERCE Members?

Maybe the best way is to go to Downtown Schaffhausen on a saturday evening and look around. Good luck!

How many members has NoC?

2 (Actually, we've got a lot of applicants, but our selection procedure is very hard, so until now, no one ever passed it!)

How can I applicate myself?

You really wanna become cool? Just fill in our application form! ^NEW!!!
(Girls have more chances if they also send a nice photo of 'em...)

Which religion do you practice?

(Uuuuh! Some atheists... Let's tell Jesus about 'em! ;-) )

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